Friday, February 10, 2006

Real Stories of Real Drama. Really. (No, I'm serious.)

Presque Isle County Police Dept.
Report filed: February 10, 2006
Time: 6:14 pm


File picture: 2593-8032-5989 Date taken: 2/10/06
Actual 911 call -
911 dispatcher: "911, how can I help you?"
Caller: "You got to do something right now!!"
911 dispatcher: "Relax sir, please tell me what is going on?"
Caller: "I saw it! I saw it!" (painful sobs)
911 dispatcher: "Where are you and what did you see?"
Caller: "We were just parked here and it started coming straight towards us....I mean, it was coming right on, man....straight! The air just got colder." (high pitch sobs)
911 dispatcher: "What exactly did you see?" Caller: "I saw the....I saw the...." 911 dispatcher: "You can do it. Just say it sir." Caller: "I saw the Abominable Snow Dude....i know it was! I know it! (grieving sobs)" 911 dispatcher: "Did it do anthing to anyone?" Caller: "It came towards us, I flashed a picture with my digital camera and it was just gone. Gone. That's it. Gone, man." 911 dispatcher: "We have an officer on his way right now."

File Picture: 3423-7565-4562

Date taken: 1/15/78 - ASD was last spotted in the same location, wearing the same blue hooded jacket. Same cold face.



WARNING: The Northern Michigan area is advised to be on the look out for the Abominable Snow Dude. (a.k.a. ASD) Traveling outdoors or going out on a walk is strongly discouraged.
ASD is highly dangerous. Any person outdoors is strongly advised to carry a source of adequate heat as a defensive weapon. For information leading to the capture of ASD, please call 1-989-453-7856.